Sickest Shit Ever

Also something i stumbled upon, the Daghestan massacre

http://www.ohlookaforum.com/sick-vids-f21/dagestan-massacre-t620.html

Woman Bulks Up Uncontrollably

wish i had this disease

http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/09/22/woman.mystery.bulking/?hpt=Sbin

57 days

So i have been sentenced to 60 days license suspension and it SUCKS DICK. I got 57 days left and im already losing my mind. Im preparing for the 7 stages of grief, and right now im in denial, depression, isolation, and bargaining. not driving sucks i feel like ive lost my legs, my life, id rather be dead or in jail.

http://www.recover-from-grief.com/7-stages-of-grief.html

Queens license plates

SULEV

So My car had been having problems with the fuel pump and I thought it would be a simple repair just replacing the fuel pump but boy was i wrong. apparently my vehicle was a rare M56 engine as opposed to a conventional M54. The M56 is different because it adheres to Low Emissions laws, particularly in California, NY and MA. These vehicles were made differently from other E46s to be "greener" and safer to the environment, so basically the fuel pump is entirely sealed inside the fuel tank, and to replace the pump you have to replace the whole tank.

"The fuel tank (1), tank filler neck (2) and evaporative canister (3)
are made of stainless steel. Both the fuel pump and fuel filter are
completely sealed inside the gas tank and require a complete
replacement of the gas tank if either the fuel pump or filter go bad. A costly bad design which puts the financial burden solely on the consumer"

The whole tanks costs 6,000 from BMW, which is a total waste of $ when the fuel pump alone in a regular car would have cost no more than $200. Luckily I was able to get a used fuel tank repaired and everything installed for $2000. This is just a really stupid design on BMWs part and a stupid idea for a vehicle, FUCK green, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT, I still pollute and litter profusely.

In other news, Mass Effect 2 is the best game on Xbox 360 right now.

Deuce Deuce

Just hit the big 22 this past weekend. it was good, i hung out with good friends, didnt really do much, shopped, ate unhealthily. I wasnt really looking forward to this age. 21 is the last landmark age, everything after that is downhill, especially 25. Just about getting older and gaining more responsibilities that i dont want, sucks.

Car Back

Got my car back, it was in the body shop for 2 weeks, the asshole mechanic went on vacation for a week and didnt start any work on it sooooooo i pulled out quick. It looked exactly the same but dirtier. Felt good having the car back, got a ticket.
Still not sleeping, going back to school in a week.
It must be my lucky day.
In other news http://www.detnews.com/article/20100112/METRO03/1120359/1409/METRO/Suspect-in-wife-s-death-commits-suicide
Shit creeps me out.

Jersey Shore

The best show to happen to my life since The OC. Non stop action packed mindless entertainment. 2 thumbs up. I want to get गुंडा ज़िन्दगी tattooed on my stomach. What's up with guys talking crap about other guys that are younger than them? How insecure do u have to be to have to try to talk behind someones back that you never met before or ever even seen in your life? Sounds really stupid and pointless to me.
My parents didnt go crazy abt my phone bill, but my dad assumed i was calling a sex hotline, i had to straighten that out with him first and foremost. My boss tricked me and called private i picked up to hear him complaining about my no call no show, and i hung up and he kept calling back. Goodnight everyone.

fuck em all

well i just got home from the gym i was there since 10pm, is it working?? probably not, no results since september, Im there so much they might as well give me a bed. I do nothing else productive except goto the gym, im making use of the $10 a month i spend there atleast. my phone bill was 479 for last month i have no clue how that happened.
Chowed down on a turkey sandwich and some hot fries from the greatest deli in history of manking 179 deli on the greatest avenue that ever lived HILLSIDE ave. good stuff. Can someone explain to step by step how to change my timezone>??? cant stop listening to ashlee simpsons pieces
SPare me the late pass but i just started p90x and i gotta say its pretty Xtreme with a capitol X, lets see how long this lasts, remember guys an investment in your health, is a life long investment.

Tape Up

Woke up in the morning feeling like P diddy and then I took the ol' Toyota out for a spin to the barbershop early morning today. Not so bad, takes forever to warm up so i had to drive in the cold, needs to be gassed real hard to reach 30mph. Better than being in an IS with a speed demon for a driver less likely to get into any life threatening occurrence.

No plans for today, no working out either too tired need some rest, cut down to 146 lbs.
my goal

hey guys

So im new to this blogging thing but Im Tanzil, my friends know me as tanzil, i sleep in class and i hate school.
this break has been relaxing and uneventful, I have watched atleast 12 films in the past 2 weeks, and possibly burned 25,000 calories. Finally sent my car to the shop last week. Still got about 2.5 weeks left to look like David Beckham before the semester starts, either that or my 6 pack in 6 months plan, quit my job too.
No car, no job = more gym

i hate people who drive like maniacs on the highway for no reason.

Fuck you Jib, and fuck you too sherry.
if anyone can tell me how to change the time of my blog to the right timezone tell me now
i <3 hillside